Jacob Crow hosting Gay Guy Music Video Night
★ WELCOME ★
it's Jacob Crow, bitch.

is that a problem?
i sincerely hope it's not!

Congratulations, you've unlocked elite access to the headquarters of Jacob Crow (comedian, host, and creator of the comedy show GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT). If you're not following me on Instagram? Honey, that's a problem! I'm @jacobcrowhq.

★ GAY GUY TRACKER: CANCELED! at THE HIDEOUT OCTOBER 20

★ SELECT UPCOMING PERFORMANCES ★
OCTOBER 14 7PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 14 9PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 15 7PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 15 9PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 16 6:30PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 16 8:45PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 17 4PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 17 6PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 17 8:30PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 18 6PM OPENING FOR JOE DOMBROWSKI AT THE DEN
OCTOBER 20 CANCELED! AT THE HIDEOUT

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★ WHAT IS THIS GAY GUY'S PROBLEM ★

Jacob Crow is a stand-up comedian based physically in Chicago. He created and hosts the comedy show GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT which runs monthly in Chicago and tours nationally to cities near you! His special GAY SON THOT DAUGHTER POWER BOTTOM HOUR debuted at The Den in Chicago in March 2026. You can find him opening for John Hill, Sabrina Wu, and Joe Dombrowski on stage and if you buy him a skinny marg, he'll probably open for you too, hun! He has been a fan of Ariana Grande before you were.


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★ GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ARI ★

baby you might need a seatbelt when i ride it
imma leave it open like a door, come inside it
even tho i'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
don't need no side dick, no