but not like THAT
Jacob Crow is a stand-up comedian based physically in Chicago. His stand-up is about family values issues that actually matter: Ariana Grande and why he is somehow still single. (If you are an agent AND you're hot, dm him!)
He trained at Second City and Upright Citizens Brigade. He has performed on Don't Tell Comedy and at venues including the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, Color Club, iO and Lincoln Lodge in Chicago. His special GAY SON THOT DAUGHTER POWER BOTTOM HOUR debuted at The Den Theatre in Chicago in March 2026. You can find him opening for comics like John Hill, Dylan Adler, and Joe Dombrowski.
Since June 2025, Jacob has hosted and produced GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT, a live comedy show featuring Chicago's best comedians performing and then presenting a music video they think everyone NEEDS to see.
You will laugh. You will learn. You will get a say in which comedian gets the crown (a Celsius and VCR cleaner...) at the end of the night. It's comedians, it's drag queens, go go dancers, LESBIANS, and sometimes someone's supportive mom comes. The show runs monthly in Chicago at Color Club.
want to book Jacob for your show, festival, or venue?
want to string Jacob along on a series of dates over several weeks and then say you're not ready for a relationship because you might decide to get a job next month...? historically, he's interested.
reach out via instagram @medievaljeans or use the booking link in the sidebar.